Monday, July 18, 2005

Pentagon Clones

1776 came through today on his way from Washington (yes, he thinks it's funny as well). He runs the Pentagon Clone Unit, which now manages twelve clones - some political, some military. He's been in the job for a decade now, and he said life has never been easier - some of the non-clones in the Pentagon are so weird that the standard problems (even with the Mk 15D clone) of staring eyes and slurred speech, don't stand out. Meanwhile, he's pretty happy that the cost of the war keeps going up - the clones have apparently ensured that the Pentagon has completely lost control of the budget.


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